Not too much exciting has been happening as of recent, but let me fill you in on what has gone down on the awesome side of things.
First (to the pleasure of all us geeks), the new Star Wars: Clone Wars cartoon has begun airing on Cartoon Network. Now I can't think of a better way to explain this to you, than by simply rating it, so here we go.
The Star Wars: Clone Wars cartoon takes place between Star Wars movies 2 (whatever the hell the name of the this boring movie was called), and 3 (Revenge of the Sith a.k.a. everyone is pretty badass, and shit goes down). If you watched the 5 minute shorts that were aired on Cartoon Network a few years ago, the story picks up after Anakin Skywalker was knighted, and fills in the gaps a lot more than what the shorts did.
Animation Quality: Awesome Sauced!
Talk about some smooth great looking animation. It is practically movie quality, which is great considering it is a continuation of the animated movie that was just in the theatres. The colors are crisp, the animation is smooth and coherent, and I have yet to see anything sloppy like clipping of models through walls. As a matter of fact, the only thing that I have noticed that wasn't virtual perfection was some lip syncing with dialogue (and I only noticed this because I was being much too critical at the time). All in all, very pleasing to the eye.
Story Line: Awesome Sauced!
So far I am really enjoying the story line despite the fact that it is obviously (for the most part) written for younger viewers. The good guys of course win by the end of every story arc (so far), but the one thing that grabs and hooks me is that they are not afraid to kill characters off (even if they are clones that were only introduced to die red shirt style.... eeer, storm trooper style). All in all, the story is coming along very well, and is answering a bunch of questions that I have had about the Clone Wars. Well done, keep it up.
Characters: (except Asoka and some droids) Awesome Sauced+!!
The characters are all what they should be at this point. Anakin is brooding to a point and bleh, Obi Wan is noble yet ignorant of what is happening from time to time, and even clone troopers are getting great characterization. So far, it is what it should be.
Characters: (Asoka and the annoying battle droids) A-Buh...
Come on, why in the hell do we need a little Miley Cyrus duplicate in the Star Wars Universe (oh yeah, because that is what the kids are into). This characrter annoys me more than Jar Jar ever did. She tries to make everything "cutesy", and it pisses me off. And, to boil my red sauce of awesomeness even more, they made her a Togruta! This kills me, as my favorite character in the Star Wars Universe is the Awesome Sauce packed (and yes, I would be the one packing her with the awesome sauce if I could) Shakk Ti, Rawr! Oh well, I guess every species needs to have a lackluster gene deficient memeber. Oh, and when the battle droids say Roger Roger, I cringe a bit... but meh.
Star Wars Universe Coherency: Awesome!
I'm not the biggest Star Wars geek in the world (so maybe I should leave this part of the review to my friend Datix), but as far as I can tell, the series doesn't seem to cause any major coherency issues in the Star Wars Universe. Let us hope they keep this up.
Overall Rating: Awesome Sauced!
It is good, so if you like Star Wars or cartoons in general, just watch it!
To compliment my review of Star Wars: Clone Wars, I feel it's needed to mention that my friend Datix and myself have been playing Star Wars miniatures. It is a very simple game (and if I felt like typing a lot more out, I would even review it), but enjoyable as long as you and your opponent play for fun (of course still to win) instead of cutthroat, I did your mom dirty from behind, style. For more information on this game, visit either Datix's blog below to read up on what we play, or the official site (also listed below).
Finally, an ode to Superman, and him being a tool...
The Blue Boy Scout, Superman, Clark Kent, Kal-El whoever you may be,
You think an alter ego is being a man wearing glasses because he can't see.
Super strong, very quick, unable to be held by reinforced steel walls,
So perfect in fact you're not even capable of getting horrendous blue balls.
Law abiding, straight to the point, and morally correct,
No need for Viagra for you to get erect.
However, too nice, full of manners, and complacent is he
To use those powers to make a comic interesting for you and for me.
We know there's a problem with who you are today,
When all of your multi-verse versions are the ones we want to stay.
Ambition, character, awesomeness to say the least,
Is what a Super Hero, not Superman, needs to be a beast.
Though your powers, lack luster personality, and goodwill often save the day,
Shame you're merely a chode like Cyclops, just in a much bigger way.
Ode be to crappy super heroes. And to all a good day!
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